Have you ever considered making crackers for Halloween other than at Christmas? They are a cute alternative to the usual colours of Christmas. Here are some ideas which will hopefully fire your imagination.
Party bags are popular with children's parties and these following ideas are a great alternative. You can get the children to help with the potato printing too! All of the cracker and favours ideashere can be seen at www.marthastewart.com website.
What do all crackers contain - a joke!! So here is a list of jokes that you might like to use. These jokes and more, can be found at www.halloween.com . Have fun and don't split your sides laughing!
Q.What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
A.Ghoul-aid!
Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap!!!!!
Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
A. Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.
Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A. A sand-witch.
Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck.
Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A. For the Boos.
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.
Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
A. At the casketeria.
Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A. He is mist.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football?
A. Over the ghoul line.
Q. Why doesn't Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat.
A. Because of the coffin.
Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A. A toasty ghosty.
Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?
A. Dead ends.
Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving.
Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A. Mas-scare-a.
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.
Q. What happens when two vampires meet?
A. It was love at first bite!
Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married?
A. Newlywebbed.
Q. Where is a spider's favorite place on the web?
A. www.halloween.com!
Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.
Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart.
Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.
Q. Where do most werewolves live?
A. In howllywood, California.
Q. What do witches use in their hair?
A. scare-spray.
Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon.
A. sour-puss.
Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
A. It's drafty under that sheet.
Q. What instrument do skeleton play?
A: Trom-BONE.
Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
A. Boo-Berries.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q. Why do vampires scare people?
A. They are bored to death!
Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.
Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A. It's a pain in the neck.
Q. What songs does Dracula hate?
A. 'You Are My Sunshine' and 'I Won't Let The Sun Go Down On Me'.
Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.
Q. What is a vampire's least favorite food?
A.Steak.
Q. What's it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A. A grave problem.
Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They come out at night.
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A. His fang club.
A. His fang club.
Q. What kind of key does a skeleton use?
A. A skeleton key.
Q. Why did Dracula take medicine?
A. To stop his coffin.
Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A. A boo-tie.
Q. What's a ghosts favorite desert?
A. Boo-berry pie.
Q. What type of dog does every vampire have?
A. Bloodhound!
Q. What's a monsters favorite desert?
A. I-Scream!!
Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A. Coffee with scream and sugar.
Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo.
Q. Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it?
A. a coffin.
Q. What do you call a witch's garage?
A. A broom closet.
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A. Broommates.
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q. What did the corpse' mom do when her son was bad?
A. Ground him.
Q. Why was the mummy so tense?
A. Because he was all wound up.
Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A. Because he had bat breath.
Q. Why don't ghost have bands?
A. They get booed.
Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?
A. A cereal killer.
Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the whenwolves.
Q. What did the bird say on Halloween?
A. Trick or tweet!
Q. Why do skeletons drink milk?
A. To help their bones!
Q. What's a Vampire's least favourite song?
A. 'Another One Bites The Dust'!
Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A. 'Bad to the Bone'.
Q. What's a skeleton's favorite part of the house?
A. the living room.
Q. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A. It raises their spirits.
Q. Why can't a skeleton lift weights?
A. He's all bone & no muscle.
Q. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine.
Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire?
A. So long sucker!
Q. What is a ghost's favorite band?
A. The Boos Brothers.
Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A. A pumpkin patch!!!
Toots for now. Check in next time to see what other ideas are here.
2 comments:
Ow! Ouch! Groan inducers - perfect for crackers!
I looooovvvveeee the brooms!
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